Ode To Easter

Eastertime, chocolate eggs and wine
Doctor Who travelling through time
Creek in a windmill and fresh hot cross buns
Its theme music that everyone can hum:
De dum, de dum, de dum de dum, de diddly diddly dum de-dummm
From nowhere, there came a cry - "Your Mum!"
The whole room descended into deathly quiet
And he said "Oh yeah? Then let's see you try it."
But try it he did, and even succeeded:
A simple device was all that was needed.
Made up of gaffa tape, knickers and string
(Now that's precisely my kind of thing -
Oh, pardon me, I'm getting distracted...)
Your little speech became rather protracted
I stopped listening after you said 'seventhly...'
There is no way to end this line elegantly.
Suffice it to say that no animals were hurt,
When it turned out the virus had long been inert.