It's not easy being green, but it's harder being blue
Said the depressed yet jolly Giant, in a TV interview
Which went out a week last Thursday on Channel 65
We watched until Brian Blessed shouted 'Gordon's Alive!'
Which was sooner than any of us had expected
After all, Gordon Brown wasn't even elected!
On the other hand, Cameron's a waxy-faced ponce
And a cad, and an arse, and a fool, and a nonce,
And a slimy purveyor of - sorry, I'm rambling
I can't help it since I gave up gambling.
This was only one of my vices
Along with drugs, sex, murder, theft and chocices
Yes, it, crime and desserts, they comprise my top three
Things to fill time between dinner and tea.
I usually dine on fish fingers and rice,
But last night the cat cooked so we all had fresh mice.
We served them with cheese, and it tasted OK.
So in the end dairy produce saved the day.
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