The Ballad of Fry & Glover

'Eat poo, you cat!' threatened the evil dog
When suddenly there descended a cloud of smog
Blocking out the sun, and most of the sky,
A saner man would run from the Collosus Pie.
The pastry was thick and the filling delicious
But alas, the intention behind it malicious.
For the pie had been poisoned, a murder most foul
And the only suspect was a suspicious owl.
'Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot!'
An owl trading from a car boot
He's not the one from Harry Potter,
Who wrote evil lies in an A5 jotter
About how Stephen Fry and Danny Glover
Shot up a bus stop, two tramps and each other.
It made all the papers - it made the front page!
It sent the Express readers into a rage!
But next day it was just wrapping up fish and chips
And the news had moved on to the solar eclipse.