He can turn lanterns into flowers.
Useful when there's an abundance of lighting
Or when the celeb on the train is alighting
Before you went over to wish them `good day'.
You started to wish they'd just all go away.
But this was impossible, sadly, because
It was ten times the size that it usually was.
No-one was sure what had caused it to grow,
And suddenly John shouted "Look out below!"
For it was so huge it had toppled right over,
an impressive feat for the White Cliffs of Dover.
An embarrassed red hue crossed their chalky façade
As they said "Oh, my dear, you are such a card!"
Attempting to conceal their genuine feelings
Beneath a huge pile of potato peelings.
The effort was feeble, and quite soon it failed
And into the sunset the two of them sailed.
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