Rory's invented a number of games That could make the house go up in flames. Though we'd probably blame Bowser for that He really is an awful prat Especially when he kidnaps the princess Give him an inch and he'll take several inches That's why he's feared across the Mushroom kingdom Songs of his deeds? You know we've singed 'em He's the reason Shy Guys are shy He's the reason sky-high is high He's the reason Big Bird is big And also the reason Miss Piggy's a pig. Nobody knows why Kermit's a Frog It could be so a princess will give him a snog And turn him into something pretty Like the view across a gleaning city With towers and buildings and shining parks Where Legally Distinct Emergency Dog barks.
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