Sunday 16 May 2010

Ode to Matt Smith

The eleventh Doctor’s called Matt Smith,
He fights creepy monsters like the Sith,
But not them; they’re not in Doctor Who,
But the Daleks are, and the Cybermen too
They screech "EX-TER-MI-NATE" or "DELETE!"
The human race thinks it’s dead meat
Thank god for the man in the little blue box
With his little blue pants, and his little blue socks.
He will save us from all of the evils we face,
All the while grinning from his lovely face.
He’s also been known to wear a bow tie,
And scare off a spaceship with one massive eye
While wearing a jacket that never existed,
He took on the Cybermen -- but they resisted!
The Cybermen had him surrounded, but then,
He short-circuited them using only a pen
So through the humble biro the whole world was saved
And on it a message of thanks was engraved.