Sunday, 22 August 2010

Picnic Hazards

Picnics are truly amazing,
With scones and with teacakes with raisins
The one danger is wasps may attack you.
And your boss might feel compelled to sack you.
I suppose it's a risk that you take
And it's your fault if any bones break.
Thank God we've got the NHS!
And the BBC! And a BMX!
I popped me a wheelie, and got some sick air
I then got some hair gel and spiked up my hair
I have to admit it, I looked pretty rad,
Though the cut and the size and the stitching were bad.

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