There once was a cube called The Cube
It starred with Philip Schofield on the tube
But of Gordon the Gopher there was no sign
Neither on the telly, nor online
Instead, it fell to Edd the Duck
Who bummed it up and said "oh no".
But it was caught by Captain Hook,
Who's just a character in a book
So that's when I knew I was dreaming
I was so angry my ears were steaming
For I can't stand rapid eye movement
So I just stay awake; a marked improvement.
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