On Confusion

There once was a creature who came from the moon.
I think that he's going back there quite soon.
He got rather confuzzled by our earthly ways
Like the silly names we give to days.
Our architecture was most confusing
The reverse balconies were most bemusing
The only view was back in at the foyer
Suddenly nearby appeared Verne Troyer
(You know him, the midget who's in Austin Powers)
(You know, on the stairs in the car-parking towers)
(You see them, on banisters, at the exchange)
To the untrained eye they can look quite strange.