Drawing and poetry go hand in hand
Like Ant and Dec or sea and sand.
They make such a harmonious pair
They sing the song from Go Compare
At Karaoke on Wednesday nights
He had a young woman in his sights.
He tried to impress her with a song,
At a karaoke club in Hong Kong.
Where Kung Fu experts liked to gather
And practice kicks; or, if they'd rather
Sometimes punches. It was a sight!
I thought it would go on all night
But God stepped in to stop the fight,
He broke it up with his godly might.
His smiting days were behind him. he felt
He slowly removed his smiting belt
And hung up his Smiting Pants in the hallway
That's how it went - I don't care what they all say.
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